GO HOME?
The 52-hertz whale
Nerdy loser underdog character in films
Grumpy Chinese grandfather
Sopping wet cat
Younger Elliot Page
Dennis Whitaker from The Pitt (2025)
GENDER: Stochastic; girl-ish, tomboy, male impersonator
SEX: With your mother, female, intersex
SEXUALITY: Kind of asexual
RACE: F1, Cantonese-Malaysian (""Asian"")
OCCUPATION: False prophet, undergrad student
CHINESE ZODIAC: Pig
WESTERN ZODIAC: Capricorn
ALIGNMENT: Neutral good
POLTICAL COMPASS: Libertarian left
RELIGION: Non-denominational protestant Christian
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
Become a dead beat dad
Become a professor and spend the rest of my life at the same school/lab forever
Convince my school to bring back their nuclear reactor program
Live in my own home with pet pigeons and various ugly home decor items
Feed raccoons on my porch and eventually raise a raccoon army
(Watching) Heavyweight boxing
Peace and quiet
Cats
Raccoons
Falling down Wikipedia rabbit-holes
Physics
Materials science
Nuclear science
My computer
Chocolate anything
Sleeping
Being inside
Writing
Poetry
Electric vehicles
Pitbulls
People who hate children
Systems of oppression
Work culture
Most politicians
Censorship
Parties
Drug use (alcohol, weed, tobacco, etc.)
Chinese herbal soups
Several different kinds of food (I'm a picky eater)
Long trips away from home
Most outdoor activities
(Driving or encountering) SUVs and trucks
Denim
Women's clothing
More info, if you're curious--but mostly just an excuse to talk about myself in lists. Lazily put together. I might improve it someday.