AU CHARACTER PROFILES

NICKNAMES: Wrio, babygirl, princess

BIRTHDATE: 23/11/1988 (35)

GENDER: Cis male (he/him)

SEXUALITY: Bisexual

OCCUPATION: Soon-to-be-retired professional HW boxer (undisputed: WBA, WBC, IBF, WBO), former Olympian

CURRENT CONCERN(S): "I nicked my balls shaving this morning." "My wife needs to go outside." "When does our mortgage end."

Doesn't have a last name, didn't take Rango's after marriage

Won gold in the London 2012 and Rio 2016 Olympics

Record: 34-1-2 (29 wins by KO)

Has Oleksandyr Usyk on speed dial

Multicutural: French, British, Black, Ukrainian, and of course RED, WHITE AND... RED, BABY

Can speak fluent French (the Canadian kind) and decent Ukrainian

Grew up in foster care, experienced a lot of abuse in the system

Witnessed 9/11 live and kind of like Gerard Way, it inspired him to take up boxing and change his life forever

Was a brilliant student nontheless, went to UBC (the GOAT) for Integrated Engineering (only real ones know)

Spent some time in university homeless and couch-surfing, recieved a lot of support from Neuvillette and Clorinde

Committed himself to boxing to pay off his student loans, fought in low-key illegal underground fight rings as a teen, before graduating to actual amateur events

Most of his scars are from those aforementioned underground ring scraps as a 15-19 year old

Got thrown in jail for a little bit and had to do community service hours, at least he made decent money from the fights

Discovered his bisexuality in public gym showers, half-joking

Enjoys taking it up the other end

Enjoys classical and jazz music too, has an antique gramophone and a vinyl collection

Likes building little wooden model ships and putting them in glass bottle displays

Used to smoke regularly in his early twenties, now chews nicotine gum to kick the habit because of Rango's nagging

Still smokes weed sometimes, also takes tea with whiskey (ew), despite Rango's complaints

Friends include: Neuvillette (BFF, former puppy crush), Sigewinne (basically a younger sister to him), Clorinde (sparring partner and former FWB), Navia (Clorinde's current GF and that one socialist friend), Arataki Itto (gym bro), Tartaglia/Ajax (gym bro 2), Lyney (has one-sided beef with Wrio), Lynette (the better twin), Diluc ("he's a nice guy")

Has C-PTSD, sees a shrink (YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Has a lot of body hair, tries to trim it down yet it grows back in 3-5 business days

Supports Rango being a stay-at-home-dad but thinks he's doing it for the wrong reasons

Thinks he needs to touch grass and interact with the outside world more

Unknowingly funds Rango's gacha rolls

Thinks he should get a job or even just volunteer, and is concerned with his mental well-being, but isn't sure how to bring it up

Ollie is his pride and joy, has a ring with her initials on it and has photos of her in his wallet

Bought piles of parenting books before her birth, read articles and studies on Asian Tiger Parenting so he can break Rango's generational cycle

Designed Ollie's room, made it pastel blue because screw gender roles amirite

Anonymously donates thousands of dollars to local charity organisations and random GoFundMe campaigns

Has a super elaborate haircare and skincare routine

Cooks meat dishes very well, loves using his Sous Vide (gift from Rango's step-dad)

History nerd, has so many books on the Cold War and the USSR

Is unaware that he has a niche fandom on the internet, teenagers make edits of him with his interview and fight footage on TikTok

Loves modelling for sponsor companies

Did a pretty raunchy one with CK that was so homoerotic it threw right-wingers on the internet into a week-long, spiralling fit

NICKNAMES: Menace, darling, sweetheart

BIRTHDATE: 23/11/1990 (33)

GENDER: Bigender (he/him)

SEXUALITY: Asexual, biromantic

OCCUPATION: Unemployed, stay-at-home-dad by technicality

CURRENT CONCERN(S): "When is Red Dead Redemption III coming out?" "Damn. I'm going to mess up my daughter pretty bad."

Me but if I were an adult (at least, physically and legally)

Has kajillions of tattoos all over his arms, including: a Chinese dragon for dad's zodiac, a tiger for mom's zodiac, animal imagery, a hibiscus symbolizing Malaysia, the word "GLORY" on his fingers

Gets a tattoo for almost every new place he goes

Had a pretty good childhood (despite 9/11), raised in a blended family with mom, step-dad, and siblings

Hong Kong and Malaysian representation #diversitywin

Can't speak any other language fluently, gave up on learning Japanese after university

Zane was his favourite 1D member

Peaked in high school, blocked high school friends on Facebook

Still undiagnosed, has accepted the abysmal state of healthcare

Started HRT around 19, stopped at 20 because he didn't want to seem visibly trans

Went to UBC for Mechanical Engineering and got a M.ASc in Nuclear Engineering from McMaster

Worked at the TRIUMF Particle Accelerator Centre for around five-ish years, maintained and designed equipment for experiments

Quit his job after having Ollie, never went back

Hates working, hates colleagues and bosses, has zero motivation to do anything productive for society

Unironically calls employed people wagies, joined multiple NEET and anti-work subreddits

Now stays at home taking care of Ollie (partially, because daycare), scrolling Reddit, playing video games, cooking new recipes, doing chores, playing music, and programming random stuff

Plays the flute, piano, and electric guitar pretty well

Proud owner of a Fender Nashville Telecaster

Basically what you would consider a NEET, if you don't consider child-rearing and house-keeping a legitimate job

Is surprised Wriothesley is still with him, does not fully comprehend the love and devotion he has for him

Uses his credit card for absurd gaming purchases (gacha pulls)

Doesn't drink, smoke, or do any drugs, has a whole moral purity thing against them

Friends include: Gregory (neighbour), Sandra (neighbour), Al-Haitham (met in uni), Kaveh (Al-Haitham's BF), Cyno (design team leader from uni), Mr. Y (former English/geo teacher)

Knows an ungodly amount of Gen Z/alpha brainrot and overuses it on the daily

"Gotta keep up that mewing streak"

Doesn't know how to parallel park

NICKNAMES: Dude, doodle, oiler

BIRTHDATE: 14/01/2020 (4)

GENDER: Female (she/her)

OCCUPATION: Free-loader

CURRENT CONCERN(S): "Is Bluey cancelled???"

Named after my friend's pet budgie, I think the name is cute

She's quite smart and literate for her age, but very shy and withdrawn

Was born via elective c-section, as per Rango's words: "work smarter, not harder"

Was colicky for the first couple of months, but then stopped crying regularly in favor of staring at you with those soulless, uncanny eyes

Surprisingly a pretty quiet and independent toddler, prefers to be alone reading or watching TV

Ollie's whole deal is that she's a chill guy who lowkey doesn't gaf

Favourite TV show is Bluey, second is probably skibidi toilet idk man

Has ALL the Leap Frog toys

Grandparents (Momgo and Dadgo) spoil the hell out of her

Probably autistic (like daughter like father), started speaking full sentences at the age of 1

Enjoys falling asleep on Wriothesley's lap (me too)